Money

Who Gets My Student Loans When I Die?

Even if the world ends any day now (like it seems it might), two things will last: termites and your student loans. Nearly 44.7 million…

Why Can’t I Put a Freakin’ House on My Wedding Registry?

Every functioning kitchen needs a $30 champagne chiller. It doesn’t matter who you are; the chiller is a necessity. No modern couple can live without…

The Yield Curve Inversion, Explained for a Guy Who Just Wants to Retire Before 70

Ah, shit. The yield curve inverted again, and people are freaking out about a potential recession. If these words are all Greek to you, think…

All Your Bodily Fluids, Ranked by How Much They’re Worth

Your body isn’t a temple — it’s really more of a used car. You’re full of parts, and someone might need them. At the very…