Food

I’ve Eaten the New Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Nearly Every Day This Week

I haven’t eaten beef since Tupac died. Which makes me, by default, an avid chicken-sandwich enthusiast. It also made me very excited when I heard…

Ranking Frozen Dinners by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Look, everyone knows cooking from scratch is optimal, but there are times in life when chucking a frozen meatloaf meal in the microwave is your…

How Many Chickens Have Died for Us This Week?

“Sorry, we sold out of the chicken sandwiches yesterday,” says the kind, overwhelmed cashier at my local Popeyes. “They’re flying off the shelves.” I’m disappointed;…

Add Some Flavonoids to Your Cigarettes-and-Booze Diet, You Degenerate

There’s a new health trend you can use to convince your skeptical parents that smoking weed might actually be good for you. Flavonoids (not to…