videogames
Cock Hero, the Porn Video Montages That Turn Masturbation Into a Rhythm Game
The words on screen at the start of most Cock Hero videos describe this particular genre of pornographic kink better than I ever could. “Stroke…
Mario Is the Latest Childhood Icon to Be Sexualized by the Internet
Call me naive, but I always thought Mario was safe from the internet’s need to sexualize childhood icons. Sure, there was probably some Mario hentai…
Most Plumbers Don’t Give a Shit that Mario Is No Longer a Plumber — But Some Really, Really Do
In the last 72 hours, I’ve called nearly 50 plumbers all across the country, and almost half have outright hung up on me. Let’s go back…
My Daylong Dalliance With ‘Dream Daddy,’ the Surprisingly Heartfelt Dating Simulator
As a hopelessly heterosexual doofus who sucks at video games, I’m probably not the target audience for Dream Daddy. The dating simulator, available for $14.99…
