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Ken Has Once Again Found His True Calling — Unambitious Himbo
Once in pursuit of his own glory, Ken has decided to kick back and let Barbie have the spotlight, and that’s just how we like him
Three Military Experts on the Inspired Madness of G.I. Joe Toys
Missiles on everything. Planes and helicopters brighter than 1980s skateboard graphics. No armor. But are G.I. Joe and Cobra vehicles really that dumb? (Yes.)
Happy 60th Birthday to Ken, an American Himbo Icon
Barbie’s longtime partner is a beefcake who knows how to vibe
Potato Head Has Always Been a Nonbinary Icon
Every kid who had this toy discovered how fluid gender can be
