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This Recovering Addict Is Going Viral for His Erotic Etch A Sketch Art

Anyone who’s played with an Etch A Sketch knows how tough it is to draw anything that’s not a set of stairs. Executing a perfect…

The Surprisingly Non-Creepy Reasons So Many Adult Men Still Sleep With a Stuffed Animal

My Buddy was my first friend. His body was soft like a pillow, and his head was rocklike. He had blue eyes and exactly the…

I’m Seriously Bummed That My Daughter Will Never Be a ‘Toys ‘R’ Us Kid’

I still remember what it feels like. Usually it was a Saturday afternoon, after my four-hour block of Saturday morning cartoons and an Ellio’s frozen pizza…

A (Cynical) Guide for the Childless to Today’s Hottest Toys

You don’t have a kid, but you know a kid, which means you have a problem: It’s holiday time, so you have to buy that…