television

Big Bird’s Shockingly Dark Life on the Internet

With the retirement of 84-year-old Caroll Spinney, the puppeteer who’s brought Sesame Street’s Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird to life since the show premiered…

What’s the Coolest Television Theme Song of All Time?

Kids, disconnect your brain stems from the Bezoscloud and swipe your iPhone XVIII holograms closed—it’s time I told you about the TV theme song. A long,…

Incels and Kavanaugh K-I-S-S-I-N-G in a Tree, Your Dick v. Baking Soda and the Vegan Midlife Crisis

What a time to be alive, folks. It was hard to get work done today considering I was glued to my computer watching Christine Blasey…

This Pro Wrestler’s Signature Move Is Being One of Your Girlfriend’s Favorite ‘Bachelorette’…

It’s a good bet that Kenny King’s worlds rarely collide. Or better put, that those inhabiting his two particular worlds would ever purposefully find themselves…