techno

The ‘Penis Music’ Meme Is Beautifully Absurd and 100% Penis-Free

The song is ‘Rubber Band’ by Jackal Queenston, but the internet knows it by another name: penis music. You know what, it just feels right.

Daft Punk Is Gone, but the Daft Punk Guy Will Rave Forever

They haven’t toured or released music in years. Disbanded or not, Daft Punk’s capacity for staying relevant never diminished

The ‘Mortal Kombat’ Song Is a 1-2 Punch of ’90s Music History

The maniacally overblown anthem, synonymous with the movie and video game, is a handy encapsulation of the rise and fall of techno music. Yet all these years later, we still can’t get enough of it.

A Line-by-Line Analysis of ‘Welcome to the Cum Zone,’ a Horny Techno-Metal Masterpiece

‘Accidentally fucked my own ass’ is the most moving lyric I’ve ever heard

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