A Turkey-Optional Guide to Thanksgiving Day Takeout

Tired of the traditional Turkey Day feast? Observe Thanksgiving with these unconventional but still kinda celebratory takeout suggestions instead.

Which Thanksgiving Dishes Should You Just Buy From the Store?

‘For the love of god, do not feed me or anyone a packet of that dry bullshit from the soup aisle’ — a chef on store-bought gravy

Ranking Thai Takeout Dishes by How Healthy They Are

Also, how many gallons of Thai iced tea can I drink before having a sugar overdose?

Ranking Your Takeout Options by How Healthy They Are

Chinese? Mexican? Pizza? Which will help keep the COVID-19 pounds at bay?