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How to Deal with Every Way You’ll Get ‘Pinched’ on St. Patrick’s Day
From getting arrested to getting your ass pinched, we’ve got advice on dealing with it from a bartender, a karaoke host, and yes, even a leprechaun
Duff Is the Platonic Ideal of Bad American Beer
We'll never feel the satisfaction that Homer Simpson gets from his favorite brew
What It’s Like to Be a Redhead on St. Patrick’s Day
For some gingers, it’s just a day full of unwanted groping
How to Wear Green on St. Patrick’s Day Without Looking Like a Sick Leprechaun
‘Go from leprechaun to lepre-HORN,’ is a sentence someone got paid to write
