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Should You Be Freezing Your Sperm Before 40?

Hey millennial man, your sperm has a message for you: You’re not getting any younger, bud, so don’t let me wither away in these soon-to-be…

Missing Your Summer Penis? Get to Know Your Fall Balls

You know all about summer penis, the grand swell of your member during warmer months. Its inverse is winter penis, the shrinking effect of the colder…

How Much Cum Do You Throw Away Over the Course of a Lifetime?

Confession: I’m not the first person to wonder how much cum a man produces over the course of his lifetime. Although I do seem to…

Semen Displacement Theory Explains A Mushroom Cock’s Shape

We know, we know: President Trump has a mushroom dick. Depending on your corner of the internet, this is outrageously funny and terrifying news, or…