These Scientists Are So Horny for Alien Contact, They Want to Send Nudes into Space
Many past attempts to communicate with extraterrestrials have been unsuccessful, but maybe we just didn’t include enough dong?
How Kate Upton’s Space Boobs Brought Us All Back Down to Earth
In the midst of a flurry of controversy around her body, Upton pulled a move that not only epitomized her big naturals, but changed the conversation
What Happened to the ‘Star’ I Supposedly Own?
Ten years ago, my wife presented me with a certificate that said a star had been named after us. It was cute and beautiful — until I started investigating
I Was the First Man to Eat Pizza in Space
It’s not on any NASA manifest, but I chowed down on some celestial ’za four years before pizza officially arrived among the cosmos — and I’ve got the pictures to prove it