How Do You Magically Sober Up Before Falling Asleep?

Is there some sort of pill other than ibuprofen that will do the trick?

Should I Be Stretching Before Bed?

It certainly sounds like a glass of warm milk for my aching body before I hit the hay

Why Don’t Dads Ever Want to Admit They’re Asleep?

So, lemme get this straight: You’re snoring, your head is tilted back and you’re unconscious, but you’re just resting your eyes? I DON’T THINK SO, OLD MAN

Farting in Your Sleep Is a Mark of Good Health

Watch out apples, it might just be that passing wind while catching your nighttime ZZZs is what really keeps the doctor away