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How to Get Up Earlier So You Can Actually Do Shit in the Morning

The early morning is arguably the best time to get shit done: Nobody else is awake to bother you, traffic tends to be lighter than…

Smoking Weed Makes It Harder to Knock Your Ass Out for Surgery

The human body: An inspiring biological work of art? Or a meaty sack of germs and fluids? Either way, there’s still a lot we don’t…

I Tried Locking My Tongue to the Bottom of My Mouth to Stop Snoring

One of my favorite scenes in the Cameron Crowe-directed, Grunge-era romantic comedy Singles is when Steve (played by Campbell Scott) takes his neighbor Janet (played…

I Keep Getting Cockblocked in My Own Dreams, Please Help Me

Whoa! Some super attractive person is kissing your neck! You have literally no idea who they are, but you like it! You grab that booty,…