Ranking Popular Styles of Beer by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Porters? Stouts? IPAs? Which is least likely to give me a beer belly?

Ranking Every Notable High School Movie Sports Team by How Good They Really Are

The Hickory Huskers from ‘Hoosiers’? The Wingate Christian Crusaders from ‘The Blind Side’? The Beacontown Beavers from ‘Teen Wolf’? Who’s the top team of all time?

Ranking Cauliflower-Based Carb Substitutes by How Healthy They Are

Cauliflower pasta? Cauliflower crackers? Cauliflower fries? Which is actually worth giving up my precious, precious carbs for?

Ranking Veggie Chips by How Healthy They Are

Veggie Straws? Terra Chips? Green Pea Snack Crisps? Which can I eat like a whole bag of Doritos without the unpleasant aftermath of eating a whole bag of Doritos?