The Hickory Huskers from ‘Hoosiers’? The Wingate Christian Crusaders from ‘The Blind Side’? The Beacontown Beavers from ‘Teen Wolf’? Who’s the top team of all time?
Cauliflower pasta? Cauliflower crackers? Cauliflower fries? Which is actually worth giving up my precious, precious carbs for?
Veggie Straws? Terra Chips? Green Pea Snack Crisps? Which can I eat like a whole bag of Doritos without the unpleasant aftermath of eating a whole bag of Doritos?
Step-ups? Deadlifts? Crunches? Which will get me ripped, and which will literally rip my body apart?