Despite the tired promise that cone-shaped pizza is the next-gen wave of the future, pizza cones have been a catastrophic, decades-long failure. When will we learn our nauseating lesson about ‘reinventing’ pizza?
It’s not on any NASA manifest, but I chowed down on some celestial ’za four years before pizza officially arrived among the cosmos — and I’ve got the pictures to prove it
In the microwave? On the grill? Not at all? We ranked ‘em as a service to all pizza eaters