How to Safely Include Your Pet in Your Thanksgiving Dinner

Not literally IN your dinner, that would be unconscionable

Why Do Cats ‘Make Biscuits’ on You?

This may sound weird, but they’re instinctually treating you like a giant human teat

Rebuilding Man’s Best Friend: The Sudden Rise in Dog Cloning

The longer people are stuck in pandemic isolation, the more interested they are in not just having pets, but in harvesting clones of their most beloved ones

What Is My Dog Thinking When He Catches Me During Sex?

Probably something like, ‘WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING, BRO!?’ most likely