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The Ineffable Bro-ness of Rob Gronkowski

The freakishly talented Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski, five times a Pro Bowler and four times an All-Pro, hung up his cleats over the weekend,…

Celebrity Sex Scandals Show We’re Not as Sex-Positive as We Think We Are

When it was announced that New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft faced charges related to paying for sex acts at a massage parlor in Jupiter,…

Ass-Eating Patriot Tom Brady Just Gave Basic Bros Permission to Slurp Booty

The NFL offseason is a chance for New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady to chill in his mansion, ruminate on this year’s Super Bowl loss…