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‘Eat the Rich’ Is the Rallying Cry of 2020

Trump crowds love a stupid chant. Sometimes it’s as blandly nationalist as “USA! USA!” Elsewhere, at the mention of Rep. Ilhan Omar, you had the…

The Summertime Stripper Blues

I shave my bikini line along the ridge of my outer labia to catch all the stray hairs around my ass and thighs until it’s…

Why Can’t I Put a Freakin’ House on My Wedding Registry?

Every functioning kitchen needs a $30 champagne chiller. It doesn’t matter who you are; the chiller is a necessity. No modern couple can live without…

The Yield Curve Inversion, Explained for a Guy Who Just Wants to Retire Before 70

Ah, shit. The yield curve inverted again, and people are freaking out about a potential recession. If these words are all Greek to you, think…