The ‘Penis Music’ Meme Is Beautifully Absurd and 100% Penis-Free

The song is ‘Rubber Band’ by Jackal Queenston, but the internet knows it by another name: penis music. You know what, it just feels right.

A Line-by-Line Analysis of ‘Welcome to the Cum Zone,’ a Horny Techno-Metal Masterpiece

‘Accidentally fucked my own ass’ is the most moving lyric I’ve ever heard

An Oral History of Kermit in the Gulag

While ‘Muppets Most Wanted’ wasn’t the most successful Muppet film, it did generate some of the most memorable Kermit the Frog memes

The ‘Sportsball Guy’ Is the Last Relic of the Cringe Internet

Nothing takes you back to a simpler time like the Sportsball Guy, who epitomizes an era when geeks ruled the internet and not-liking-things was an entire heckin’ personality