It’s been one year of feeling like The Sopranos’ tracksuited failson — wrapped despondently in a blanket, or nodding off on heroin in front of a corn dog stand
His name is Billy Roll, and European children love to pluck out his eyes and wear his face like Ed Gein
‘Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!’
Two convenience stores. Two cities. Two warring factions of stans. In this battleground state, can we settle the debate once and for all?