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In 2018, Does Anyone Still Care If You Fuck on the First Date?
What is it with the number three? All of the catchiest, most enduring slogans are three words: “Liberté, égalité, fraternité”; “Veni, vidi, vici”; “Stop, drop and…
The Seven Stages of a Woman‘s Scorn
Probably for no other reason than William Congreve’s famous line, “Heav’n has no rage like love to hatred turn’d / Nor Hell a fury, like…
How to Take Pictures of Your Girlfriend That She Won’t Hate
Step One: Realize she hates all of the pictures you’re taking of her now
Never, Ever Schedule Serious Talks With Your Significant Other
Texting ‘we need to talk’ and then disappearing is a crime worse than murder
