kids

The World Health Organization’s Screen-Time Guidelines for Kids Can Fuck Right Off

I have a 9-year-old, and every time there’s downtime, she asks if she can “please watch something.” At that moment, I reflexively run through an…

I’m Teaching My Kid to Haggle Like a Pro

No one ever taught me how to haggle growing up. Mostly it was because we were way too poor to buy anything in the first…

The Slow Burn of the Kid-Friendly Superhero Stoner Movie

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, the beyond-trippy animated Spider-Man movie co-written and -produced by Phil Lord and Christopher Miller, was just nominated for an Academy Award…

Fascism and Teenage Boys: A Love Story

Back in the spring of 2016, months before a shock election plunged us into an age of chaos, people spoke of candidate Trump as a…