ketchup

Fuck It, Let’s Make Every Food into a Sexual Novelty Product

I truly didn’t know how badly we needed sexual novelty foods until I heard about CamSoda’s new line of blatantly horny hot dog toppings

How Ketchup Became the Official Condiment of Man-Children

Though 97 percent of Americans have ketchup in their fridge, it’s become synonymous with cloying juvenalia and rampant immaturity. Here’s its journey from refined topping to childish condiment

Move Over, Mayo: The Cult of Ketchup Haters Is Getting Saucy

People who dislike ketchup, really, really, really, really dislike ketchup

Ranking Condiments by How Long They Stay Good in Your Fridge

My ketchup is older than the Ten Commandments. Is it still chill?