holidays
Survival Techniques for Every Kind of Animal Attack
How to handle every kind of creature—from gnats to squirrels to bears
Here’s an Idea: Don’t Poop in the Pool
The 1980 film Caddyshack was correct and prescient: There is doodie in the pool, only this one is not actually a Baby Ruth candy bar….
Take Your Fucking Vacation
This is an obituary for 662 million unused PTO days
Why April Fools’ Day Needs to Die a Violent Death
Everybody loses on this shitty holiday for the unfunniest among us
