holiday

An Authentic Lump of Ethically Sourced Kentucky Coal Is the Best Stocking Stuffer Your Family Could Get

Each December, I get another pitch from someone who had the bright idea of selling lumps of coal over the holidays. Most of them have…

How to Eat Holiday Party Snacks for Dinner and Not Feel Like Shit

You’re heading to the happy hour before the yearly office holiday party straight from work, and you realize you missed your window to eat anything…

How to Win Over Your Partner’s Co-workers at Their Holiday Party

Get your best sweater–dress-shirt combination ready, because Office Holiday Party Season is upon us. It’s time to meet the guys named Mark your significant other…

The Very Strange Trend of Decorative Christmas Boobs (and Butts)

Pop quiz: Why are women putting Christmas wreaths on their nipples, dressing them up with antlers as reindeer, and or otherwise slathering red, silver, green…