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The Fine Art of Pajama Butt Flap Sex

Kevin, a 45-year-old from Florida, is a self-described expert in having sex through the butt flap of onesie pajamas. Earlier this year, he commented on…

How to Buy an Affordable Suit — If You’re an Average Guy Who Never Wears One

It’s holiday party season, and I’m decked out in stress. Not because I’m unsure of what to wear to an upscale seasonal soiree; I always…

How Retail Workers Deal With Nonstop Christmas Music Without Going Nuts

For Sean, a 13-year retail veteran, the worst part of the holiday shopping season isn’t the increased crowds, rude customers or cold weather. It’s the…

Your Guide to Ruining the Fourth of July for Everyone

The Fourth of July is a conundrum. On the one hand, it’s the high summer holiday, replete with the many joys of the season: pool…