The Untold Story of New Year’s Novelty Glasses

Three decades ago, two stoner musicians designed an iconic product whose cheap imitations sold into the billions. But today, nobody knows their names

My Family Celebrates Christmas With a Keg and Subway Sandwiches

For this group of 60, footlong subs are yule logs of sanity — and all that matters is that we’re vibing

Can You Ever Break the Cycle of Bad Family Gifts?

As a closeted kid in a huge Catholic family, Christmas presents were an annual reminder that I had nothing in common with the other boys

The Fine Art of Pajama Butt Flap Sex

During the holidays, there’s no greater way to spice up your love life than taking dick in a onesie