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A Very Salty (And Buttery) Investigation Into Whether the ‘Popcorn Trick’ Is Actually Real

When you consider how theoretically simple and ingenious it is to the horny male mind to cut a hole in the bottom of a large…

My Year as Athena Bliss, Hand-Job Whore of Echo Park

In mid-September 2011, when the 99 percent occupied Wall Street, I worked as a hand-job whore in a spacious, hip loft we called the Chapel,…

I Fact-Checked Lisa Rinna’s Revolutionary Hand-Job Technique

Lisa Rinna recently tweeted back at me after I thanked her for changing the way I touch penises: I really haven’t touched a penis the…