Should you, a thirtysomething sellout, try to relive your glory days and grow out your bangs like you’re watching Poison the Well at Warped Tour 2003? (Short answer: no)
Did I manage to pull it off my new look, or did I end up with white hair and a burnt scalp? Only one way to find out!
Unless you want to look like a hairball, you need to at least give your budding hair a little guidance
Long hair is hard work, fellas