fruits-and-vegetables

Does My Giant Helping of Eggplant Parm Count as a Giant Helping of Vegetables?

So what if it’s buried under a mountain of cheese and bread crumbs, it still came from the ground

Can Veggie Noodles Provide a Guilt-Free Pasta Fix?

As long as it’s shaped like mostaccioli — and kinda tastes like it — I’ll eat whatever is put in front of me

What Do You Mean I Can’t Eat Salad Before Sex?

According to nutritionists and diet experts, lots of raw veggies can make you preternaturally farty, and therefore unfit for boning. But to them I say, KISS MY SALAD-LOVING ASS

Can Hash Browns Ever Be Considered Part of a Healthy Breakfast?

I am willing to sacrifice any cheesiness and only order three of them