flowers

Why Are Roses So Fucking Expensive?

If you’re not prepared to sell a kidney to pay for a dozen spiky weeds, you can’t really claim to be in love, brah

How Bad Are Grocery Store Flowers?

From they kinda, sorta look like they could have come from the florist to they're dead within minutes of hitting the vase

‘The Corpse Flower’ Smells So Bad Hundreds of People Stood in Line to Get a Whiff

It took a professor nearly 20 years to grow the legendary bloom, but does it really smell like rotting flesh?

An Extremely Realistic Guide to Filling Your Significant Other’s Bedroom with Roses

Looking to spend Valentine’s Day in sexy floral luxury? We’ve got you covered (in rose petals).