eyecare

A Blinding History of the Laser Pointer

When I was a freshman in college, I had a friend who spent more than $500 on a laser pointer powerful enough to reach the…

What It’s Like to Slowly Go Blind

Every person has a lowest point: A moment in their life where, whatever the cause, it seems impossible that things could get any worse. These…

If You Want People to Think You’re Not a Piece of Shit, Get Plastic Surgery

The human body: An inspiring biological work of art? Or a meaty sack of germs and fluids? Either way, there’s still a lot we don’t…

Is Squinting Through My Garbage $3 Sunglasses Hurting My Eyes?

I’ve finally stopped fighting it and accepted the fact that I’m a doddering idiot, forsaken to a life without expensive sunglasses because I will inevitably…