exercise

There’s No Accurate Way to Measure the Calories We Burn While Exercising

There are plenty of mysteries left in this world: What the heck happened to D.B Cooper; why Us — and especially Lupita Nyong’o — wasn’t…

An Ode to Drunkenly Running Home From the Bar

I ordinarily saunter from place to place, maintaining a leisurely pace. I appreciate being able to take in the world around me, normally accompanied by…

I’m Trying to Go From Zero to 100 Push-Ups in Two Months. Where Do I Start?

In college, I had a friend who was a little overweight — let’s call him Mike. Senior year, Mike returned to school after summer break…

The Only Reliable Ways Runners Can Prevent Nipple Chafing

It’s Season Four, Episode One of The Office, and Meredith has rabies. The entire workplace is forced to compete in “Michael Scott’s Dunder Mifflin Scranton…