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Everything We Learned About Blow Jobs We Learned From Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton
As the youth of today learn about golden showers, so the children of the ‘90s discovered fellatio
The Guy Who’s Getting D.C. Stoned on Inauguration Day
He’s handing out free joints starting at 8 a.m. as a high form of protest
5 People Committed to Making 2017 Suck Less
Everyone agrees 2016 was a dumpster fire. But who’s working to help make sure this year isn’t worse?
What I’m Leaving Behind in 2016: Being a Chill Dad
The election of Trump is just one of many reasons why I’ll be keeping my son on a tight leash in 2017
