Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk Isn’t Even a Fair Fight

An escalating troll war reveals the unfunny tech billionaire is no match for our bitchiest ex-president

We Regret to Inform You That Debates Are Meaningless

Liberals think Kamala Harris will 'destroy' Mike Pence, but it’s only wishful thinking

Never Answer the ‘Just Asking Questions’ Guy

The answers are available — but that’s not what he’s after

Is a Corn Dog a Sandwich or a Popsicle?

It’s on a stick and it’s surrounded by bread, so it’s got to be one of the two, right?