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Man Calls Himself ‘Joe Rogan 2.0,’ Threatens Las Vegas with Grenade in His Butt

Thankfully, no explosives were found in his rectum. But it certainly wouldn’t be the wildest object that’s gotten stuck in someone’s ass

Florida Man Reportedly Goes Full ‘Grand Theft Auto’ While Trying to Find His Lost Car

When the car you ‘borrowed’ to find your own car ends up flying into the side of a house, you know it’s been a long night

Drug Smuggling Grannies: How Much Meth Can One Grandparent Run?

According to detectives in Florida, all it took to get one 64-year-old to smuggle drugs into a jail was a cool hundred bucks, and a little convincing from an inmate

Fake Cops Fake Arrested Coke Dealer in Fake Heist, Real Cops Say

Three men in the Bronx allegedly tried to hold-up a drug dealer by impersonating the NYPD. It worked perfectly well — until the actual NYPD showed up