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How to Cook a Traditional St. Patrick’s Day Meal With Drunks in the Kitchen

I cooked my first St. Patrick’s Day dinner when I was 10. It was 2002, and I was no doubt wearing one of those festive,…

People Who Say Their Food Tastes Better Because They Never Wash Their Pans Are Wrong and Also a Little Bit Gross

You’ve no doubt heard the stories of pizzerias who never wash their pans, and the avid bakers who do likewise. They do (or rather, don’t…

Apparently, Starbucks ‘Kids’ Temperature’ Is Actually the Best Coffee Temperature

I absolutely love coffee, but I hate (HATE!) how quickly a cup can go from Hellfire-hot to weirdly warm-ish. In fact, whenever I order coffee,…

What to Do When Grocery Shopping Is Tearing Your Relationship Apart

It’s well understood that couples face any number of battlegrounds upon shacking up to supply the abode with goods and victuals. Among the most notorious…