clothing

Meet Stylish Dad, the Tailoring King of the Internet Sew Bros

Every pair of pants I own gets a tear in the exact same spot — right in the taint. I’ve surrendered to the idea that…

The Death of Male Pajamas

Boxers and a T-shirt: That’s how I’ve dressed for bed since ditching footie pajamas in my childhood, and I don’t ever see it changing. Occasionally,…

Three Hawaiian-Shirt-Clad Boomers on Millennials Stealing Their Look

By several accounts, 2018 was the Summer of Sleaze, headlined by Justin Bieber and his arsenal of garish aloha shirts (or, as mainlanders know it,…

Are You a ‘Shmedium’?

A basic item of clothing shouldn’t induce an identity crisis. But as my short, athletically built compadres can confirm, we undertake an exhausting mental calculus…