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Extremely Online Preachers Are Waging a New War on Masturbation

This is Wack Mass, an offbeat collection of stories about religion and internet culture. Did Jesus masturbate? What does the Bible say about porn? Is it…

How Long Do You Have to Be Married to Credibly Say Marriage Is Hard?

“The thing is, marriage is very hard,” aerodynamic light beam Hailey Baldwin told Vogue this month in an internet-shaking interview about the trials and tribulations…

There’s No More Perfect Capricorn Than Jesus

Recently my friend and colleague Miles Klee sent me this egregious tweet: I'm sorry but there's no fucking way Jesus was a Capricorn — Merry…

When Christians Want to Talk About Fucking Each Other Better, Here’s Where They Turn

Recently, I became fascinated by a blog I’d stumbled across: The amazingly-named Christian Nymphos. Despite being defunct for around seven years — its last post was a…

God at the Movies