children
FYI, It Takes One to Three Days to Shit Out a Lego Brick
Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman and the others may have had some pretty harrowing adventures between the first Lego movie and its new sequel, but compared to…
Three Men Who Have Enough Kids to Field Their Own Football Teams (Well, Almost)
Ever noticed how much energy one single kid has? It’s A LOT. Now multiply that by nine. How does a man deal, you ask? We…
How to Deal With Every Type of Bed Hog
My nights are mostly spent competing with both my girlfriend and our 70-pound pitbull for bed space. We have a queen bed, which was (kinda)…
The Science Behind the Thirst for DILFs
DILFs are in. As E.J. Dickson described for MEL last fall, “One look at Instagram’s vast universe of parenting content suggests many people find babywearing…
