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Big Bird’s Shockingly Dark Life on the Internet

With the retirement of 84-year-old Caroll Spinney, the puppeteer who’s brought Sesame Street’s Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird to life since the show premiered…

What Kind of Disgusting Filth Is on the Average Baby’s Changing Table?

Before you place your baby down on that changing table, you really should wipe the thing down first. Just bring along a pack of disinfectant…

What Are You Supposed to Do With Diapers on a Plane?

Here you are, 30,000 feet above Oklahoma, when you get a whiff of an all-too-familiar scent: Yes, your bundle of joy has just shit their…

Do Men Ever Get to Pick the Baby Name?

Men, cultural perception tells us, generally can’t be trusted around the house. They can’t decorate for shit, do laundry worth a crap, and, of course,…