children
‘The Lion King’: Why Do We Keep Redoing All These Fucking Movies?
A few weeks ago, I was in the Bay Area watching the St. Louis Cardinals take on the San Francisco Giants. Unbeknownst to me, it…
Why Dads Fucking Hate That Bald Bastard Caillou
Casey, a 34-year-old in Virginia, loves his two sons more than anything in the world. “I’d literally do anything for them,” he tells me. “And…
What Happens to Spelling Bee Champions When They Grow Old?
Sixty-two-year-old Brad Williams remembers what he ate for breakfast and lunch — Corn Flakes and hamburgers, respectively — on May 3, 1969, the day he…
How to Handle the Nightmare of Traveling With Kids
When you’re a dad, parenting questions often come up that you struggle to find an answer to. Since other parents are the worst and Google…
