children

Which Muppet Could You Take in a (Sesame) Street Fight?

We’ve all wondered it at one time or another: If put in a situation where we were forced to fight a Sesame Street character to…

An Excruciating History of Macho Action Stars in Adorable Kids’ Movies

When Barton Fink first meets Jack Lipnick in his office at Capital Pictures, he finds himself on the receiving end of an avalanche of bombastic…

Why Are Plastic Army Men Still from World War II?

I’m no military expert, but from what I can tell, it looks like those little green army men are still rocking equipment that dates back…

Why Is Preschool So Fucking Expensive?

Question: Would you pay more to send your kid to preschool or to college? Don’t laugh! Preschool — the land of finger painting, naptime and…