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Mike Pence’s Love of Garfield Proves Heathcliff Is the Better Cartoon Cat

I know there’s a lot going on right now, and the politics of long-running comic strips about orange felines may seem especially trivial, but listen:…

Ranking Every Kind of Pet by How Capable It Is of Loving You

About a week ago, as I went to feed my 10-year-old pet turtle Grover a bunch of dried turtle pellets, I looked deep into his…

Why Red Pill Bros Are Triggered By Cats

Which is more alpha: a guy who posts on Reddit all day about how laws enforcing sexual consent are the equivalent of castration or the…

Cat Video Comment Sections Are War Zones That Put Politics to Shame

Anyone who’s ever been on the internet has experienced the utter, bile-filled hatefulness that goes on in the comment sections under any politically-charged news story — or…