Don’t Let Anyone Tell You That Refried Beans Are Bad for You

When you break them down nutritionally, they’re far from the thing that’s making that seven-layer dip topple over with calories

Nutritionally Speaking, What’s Better for Me — a Humble Burrito or a Trio of Delicious Tacos?

Can the answer be both, because I’d like not to have to choose?

A Very Thicc Caloric Breakdown of Your Average Breakfast Burrito

It’s too many, but I’m gonna eat them anyway. YOLO

A Wrapped-and-Ready Caloric Breakdown of Your Average Burrito

Please, please tell me this beefy meat tube won’t burst my gaskets