breakfast

Ranking Popular Brands of Cereal by How (Un)healthy They Are

Cereal has been an American breakfast staple for decades, but consumers have lately started exchanging their previously beloved Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs for more portable…

We Mainlined McDonald’s Huge New Breakfast Sandwich, and Our Arteries Will Never Forgive Us

In my present state of ketosis, I’m not ashamed to admit that I dream of McMuffins. Because in my previous state of frequent hungoverness, they…

What’s in This?: Froot Loops

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

The Best Time to Eat Breakfast Is Whenever the Fuck You Want

New research claims that eating directly before going to sleep might increase your risk of developing either breast or prostate cancer (depending which you own),…