breakfast
We Started Off Our Day the Worst Way Possible — With a Heaping Bowl of Sour Patch Kids Cereal
It takes a truly sick mind to make a breakfast cereal out of a movie snack with 1,000 percent of your recommended sugar intake
Brunch Might Be Messing With Your Body Clock and Making You Put On Weight
Turns out there really isn’t such thing as a healthy brunch
Eating One Big Meal a Day in the Name of Weight Loss Is Just Going to Make You Fat (or Dead) in the End
It also makes you stupid, sooo...
‘Brunchables’ by Lunchables, Reviewed by 8 Adult Degenerates
‘You’re eating little heaps of saturated fat on depressing carb slices. Give me the buttery crunch of the OG Lunchable cracker any day.’
