breakfast

‘Brunchables’ by Lunchables, Reviewed by 8 Adult Degenerates

Among the great pleasures of fatherhood is eating off the kids’ menu again. Which also affords you the opportunity to eat the crap you once…

Ranking Brunch Dishes by How Healthy They Are

You were nine vodkas deep when brunch plans were being made. In the hours that have since passed, you (somehow) spent $68 on fast food,…

IHOP’s Big Pancake Burger Will Make You Feel Like Tony Soprano After Sex

“Why didn’t they use pancakes for the buns?” That was the first thing my wife asked when I showed her a picture of the Big…

Ranking Hangover Breakfasts by How Healthy They Are

You spent the night double-fisting margaritas, and the resulting hangover is as expected: Completely and utterly merciless. Your brain is yearning for Advil, your throat…