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Sir, You Are Not the Joker

There are images that stick with you, and one that haunts me is a man on a bench in Hollywood, at the middle of the…

Batman Is Now 80 — But That’s Okay, He’s Been Old Before

This weekend, the Caped Crusader will turn 80, but much like Tony Marino, he can still very much whup your ass. (What do you mean,…

How Much Will Batman’s Dick Be Worth 20 Years From Now?

Earlier this week, DC released a comic featuring Batman’s dick. But now, just days later, they’re taking it away from us! DC had already scrubbed…

Battle of the Bulge: Why We’re So Fascinated by Superhero Codpieces

There’s a YouTube video from 2014 simply titled “Batman Suit-up Compilation.” As that description suggests, the 106-second clip, which has received approximately 1.86 million views,…