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Batman Is Now 80 — But That’s Okay, He’s Been Old Before

This weekend, the Caped Crusader will turn 80, but much like Tony Marino, he can still very much whup your ass. (What do you mean,…

How Much Will Batman’s Dick Be Worth 20 Years From Now?

Earlier this week, DC released a comic featuring Batman’s dick. But now, just days later, they’re taking it away from us! DC had already scrubbed…

Battle of the Bulge: Why We’re So Fascinated by Superhero Codpieces

There’s a YouTube video from 2014 simply titled “Batman Suit-up Compilation.” As that description suggests, the 106-second clip, which has received approximately 1.86 million views,…

Does Batman’s Newfound Atheism Complete His Evolution to Full Reddit Bro?

Holy Dawkins, Batman! The Dark Knight is now officially an atheist! At least, according to the recently released Batman #53, by writer Tom King. Predictably, hand-wringing…