‘I’m sorry, I AWAAHGHHGGH I think it must BWLLAAARRGHH must have been something HOOWWAAARLGGHHHH something I ate’
‘If there’s anything strange about being behind the bar on Christmas, it’s the people who are really down and feel like they don’t have anywhere else to go’
Is shaken better than stirred? What flavor is vodka, anyway? Let’s find out the truth.