animals

Should I Make My Pets Leave the Room Before Having Sex or Jerking Off?

Advice from an animal behaviorist, a clinical sexologist and an animal-loving adult film star

Three Men Who Catch Wild-Ass Animals for a Living

You thought you were brave for trapping that spider under a glass, but what about trying to handle a cougar, a python, a bear or a gator?

Okay, Meth Gators Aren’t Real, But What If They Were?

Tennessee cops were joking when they claimed that flushing drugs would lead to ‘meth gators,’ but we’re pretty sure we can make one anyway

What Do I Do When My Unpatriotic Pet Is Shit-Scared of Fireworks?

Advice from an animal behaviorist, a veterinarian, a pyrotechnician and an SPCA manager