The Grownups Who Never Saw ‘E.T.’ Because E.T. Freaked Them Out

Objectively speaking, he’s NOT THAT CUTE

If Those Are the Aliens, They Need Better Whips

We’d be more amped about UFOs if they didn’t look like shit

My Night at the Country’s Only Legal Alien-Themed Brothel

The Alien Cathouse, a mere 70 miles from Area 51, would like to make all of your extraterrestrial fantasies come true — if, of course, they only involve sex

Why Are Humans So Horny for Aliens?

‘There’s the possibility of experiencing pleasure that Earth didn’t prepare you for’