aliens

My Night at the Country’s Only Legal Alien-Themed Brothel

It’s early on a school night and I’m sitting at a trim, six-seat bar in the middle of the Nevada desert, drunkenly arguing with a…

Why Are Humans So Horny for Aliens?

Tonia, a 28-year-old student in L.A., is running me through her thoughts on having sex with aliens. “Obviously, the first factor is whether the alien…

Welcoming E.T. to the Ummah

It’s pretty much accepted by now that of the nearly 1 million Facebook users who said they’d attend this week’s “Storm Area 51, They Can’t…

Lil Mayo Isn’t the Alien Instagram Influencer We Want. He’s the Alien Instagram Influencer We Need.

Lil Mayo, the alien meme turned Instagram influencer, is extremely difficult to reach. His social media presence features a literal movie prop dummy of an…

Alien Nation