Jonathan Parks-Ramage

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A Super-Spooky Oral History of Disney’s Haunted Mansion

As Halloween quickly approaches, people across the country will board ghost-driven hayrides, enter the lairs of serial killer clowns and brave zombie-populated cornfields in search…

Jesus Was an Alien

In 1954, a London cabbie named George King received a telepathic communication from an extraterrestrial intelligence named Master Aetherius: “Prepare yourself! You are to become…

Mathematically Parsing Adam Sandler’s Empire of Shit

Political philosopher Karl Marx, in his 1843 manuscript Critique of Hegel’s Philosophy of Right, famously concluded that “religion is the opiate of the masses.” But…