I’m afraid I’m torn on John Mayer. I most certainly am not a Mayer stan, as Miles Klee had the unfortunate experience of tussling with recently. I’m not a hater, though, either. Sure, his music sucks. Also true is the fact that he more often has his foot in his mouth than out of it.
But… That dude shreds. If there are any Deadheads reading this right now, you know exactly what I’m talking about:
Hate him if you will, but when you can (arguably) pull off Jerry better than Jerry, you’re all right in my book.
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“When YouTube Red-Pills the Love of Your Life”
The tendency for impressionable men to spend a lot of time on YouTube has led many to become “Red-Pilled,” or indoctrinated by video content from a collection of male-dominated subcultures that range from “incels” (involuntarily celibate men who believe that Western liberalism and feminism prevents them from having sex or securing long-term relationships) to “men’s rights activists” (who believe that liberal, left-wing politics have waged an all-out war on white, heterosexual men by “promoting” abortion, immigration and LGBTQ issues). Obviously, this is gonna cause a few issues in their existing romantic relationships with women. READ MORE
When Stans Attack
“Leave John Mayer alone.” That’s the message Mayer stans sent our very own Miles Klee when he had the audacity to tweet out this story a couple of weeks ago:
literally fuck off and let the man live bitches get a blue check mark for no reason and think they mean something i have to laugh ?
— L (@morelike1983) January 8, 2019
Don’t Call Her ‘Crazy”
Need help avoiding a “crazy” partner? Madeleine Holden put together this gentleman’s guide to help you do exactly that. The main thing to remember, though? It just might be you who is the crazy one.
#10YearChallenge ? ?
Celebrities have been going nuts with the #10YearChallenge, and we’re just so in awe of their courage, not to mention their modesty! In fact, the whole thing has inspired Tracy Moore to devise a few universal tips on how to age gracefully — hahaha we might all be slowly dying, but let’s have fun doing it!
Time sure does fly when you are having fun!! #10YearChallenge pic.twitter.com/gruONFaDDn
— Reese Witherspoon (@RWitherspoon) January 15, 2019
Mind Over Matter
Willing your way to better health might be as easy as saying “I think I can, I think I can” over and over again, according to a new study from Stanford University. “The mindset of being genetically at risk or protected can alter how we feel, what we do and — as this study shows — how our bodies respond.” So if you want to be fit by next Christmas, start telling yourself that you have an amazing metabolism, now.
Speaking of Your Health…
… next time you go in for a physical, you might want to talk about more than back pain and triglycerides. What I mean is, it’s important that your doctor also is on top of the things that throw you out-of-whack, mentally — like your job, and your love life — because too much stress can literally give you a heart attack.
In-‘N’-Out
If sex is supposed to last somewhere between 10 minutes to a half hour, how long should a quickie take? To find out, we asked a sexologist, a porn historian and even people on Reddit. Here’s what they all had to say.
Used Drawers for Sale
It’s been well-documented that, if you look in the right corners of the internet, you’ll find a bustling black market for soiled women’s panties. But the ladies aren’t the only ones making a quick buck in the used underwear business — men are trading their sweaty boxers, tighty-whities and jock straps for cash, too.
Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
