Why Wall Street’s Going to Kill Us All, Far Left Environmentalism + Far Right Racism = Ecofascism and the Economics of Porn Theaters

Good news, everyone! America’s about to be open for strip-mining business again. You guys excited to get back out in the world to kick the half-dead U.S. economy right in an overworked kidney to let it know it needs to start printing money for billionaires again — even if it kills our parents (and maybe ourselves?) in the process??? I know I am!

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