Good news, everyone! America’s about to be open for strip-mining business again. You guys excited to get back out in the world to kick the half-dead U.S. economy right in an overworked kidney to let it know it needs to start printing money for billionaires again — even if it kills our parents (and maybe ourselves?) in the process??? I know I am!
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Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
