A Ford Bronco is my dream car because I’m rural trash. I’ve always seen Broncos as sort of a working man’s SUV — and also, the perfect getaway car — but as Eddie Kim explains, they’ve had some hip clout for years now. That said, the fact that people will spend upwards of 200k on beefed-up vintage versions doesn’t make a lick of sense. An old Bronco should cost $2,300, be lined in a thin layer of rolling tobacco and have a Ratt cassette stuck in the player.
That’s one woman’s opinion, anyway.
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Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
