Sometimes I stand in front of the bathroom mirror and ask myself — you know, on behalf of my fellow men — “Why are you so dumb?” Seriously, folks, working for this site, you pick up on the fact that many of us dudes just aren’t very smart. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not an across-the-board problem, and we do have as many green flags as we do red ones, but (and I can’t believe I have to say this) guys, don’t use coronavirus as an excuse to creepily reach out to an ex.
Please, for Chrissake, we’ve been over this.
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Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
