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Nice Guys: Quarantine Edition, A Reminder That Money Isn’t Real and An Ode to Comrade Britney

Sometimes I stand in front of the bathroom mirror and ask myself — you know, on behalf of my fellow men — “Why are you so dumb?” Seriously, folks, working for this site, you pick up on the fact that many of us dudes just aren’t very smart. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not an across-the-board problem, and we do have as many green flags as we do red ones, but (and I can’t believe I have to say this) guys, don’t use coronavirus as an excuse to creepily reach out to an ex.

Please, for Chrissake, we’ve been over this.

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