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Life as a Perpetual Bachelor, Preventing Suicide with ‘Man Therapy’ and When It’s Alright to Punch Someone in Their Stupid Face

Dinosaurs get a bad rap, man. I mean, just because every movie in the Jurassic Park franchise ends in dinosaurs escaping and eating people doesn’t mean that, if someone did decide to open an IRL dinosaur park, that kind of ancient reptilian carnage would happen exactly the way Michael Crichton has led us to believe.

Then again, in our never-ending quest for the perfect selfie, some dummy might climb into the dino pit for better lighting and wind up some dilophosaurus’ dinner. After all, Instagrammers hopping fences happens at regular zoos all the time! How can we possibly be trusted to have dinosaur parks when we can’t even properly visit gorilla exhibits?

RIP Harambe.

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