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Where the Hell Are You Supposed to Look While Walking Up the Stairs Behind Someone?
Their ass is bombarding your field of vision, so, uh… should you look elsewhere, or just accept a closeup of dem cheeks?
An Ode to Drunkenly Running Home From the Bar
If you can find your stride, jogging is without a doubt the best, most beneficial way to make it home
Ranking Veggie Chips by How Healthy They Are
Veggie Straws? Terra Chips? Green Pea Snack Crisps? Which can I eat like a whole bag of Doritos without the unpleasant aftermath of eating a whole bag of Doritos?
